cornholer

1. A member of ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now) and/or its network.

2. Any activist involved in "social justice" or "environmental justice."

3. Progressives

The cornholers are registering their pets to vote.

The rally mostly consisted of cornholers protesting SUVs.

Cornholers are leftist, socialist, liberal progressives with both communist and fascist tendencies.

by It's on. March 2, 2010

Cornholio's Dilemma

The situation one faces if offered sex when one's poopchute is in a state of less-than-optimal hygiene. This may be due to splatter ass, lack of access to bathing facilities, or just plain laziness. The risks are to accept the sex and run the risk of being thought a skank or dirtball, or to turn down the sex even though you might avoid detection of your filthy fudgepipe.

Named for Beavis's alter ego, Cornholio, who always needs TP for his bunghole.

I had just gotten back from a camping trip when my buddy's hot sister walked up the driveway and started coming on to me. Having gone three days without a bath, using only leaves for toilet paper, I thus experienced Cornholio's Dilemma.

by Gabby Johnson March 17, 2008

sloppy cornholio

funneling cappuchino into your own ass. or the act of giving your bunghole cappuchino

the cops kicked in the door just as joe was giving himself the sloppy cornholio

by yeahbod December 11, 2006

conching

-verb-
While sharing a cigarette, bowl, etc, talking instead of smoking and passing.

The act of talking while holding a shared cigarette, bowl, etc, thus delaying others enjoyment and uslessly burning the smoked object.

CONCHER
-noun-

One who feels the need to talk while holding smoked object in a cyph.

Derived from the novel LORD OF THE FLIES wherein a conch shell is used to determine who is allowed to speak. As we live in a modern society, we do not need to hold objects in order to be heard. Therefore, conching is unnecessary and also burns away good smoke.

"Hey Joe! Stop conching and pass that!"

"This thing's kicked! Dammit Chris, you conched for so long that this thing's more beat than Tina Turner!"

"I like Dave a lot, but I would never smoke with him. He's a big concher. Once he gets his turn in the cyph, he'll talk until that shit's gone!"

by Donny Pro-Am April 2, 2008

corncan

An incredibly stupid or ditzy person.

(Their brain in their head sounds like a rattling corn kernel in a can.)

Jaime is such a corncan.

by Andrea Turnbull January 13, 2004

Conchetta

Conchetta is a very rare name and one of the most beautiful I've ever heard. Conchetta's are friendly, funny, trustworthy, loveable, pretty no they're beautiful, gorgeous, have pretty hair and a beautiful smile. The sound of their laughter is very unique and every time you hear her laugh you just want to laugh too, because this is one of the best sounds you'll ever get to hear. Conchetta's have a beautiful skin, it's just perfect. They have a beautiful body and a good style how they dress themselves. They are very ambitious, talented, smart and honest. If you have a conchetta as a best or good friend do everything to keep her because it is going to be one of the best things in your live that ever happens to you.

You always have a lot of fun with conchetta because she is a positive person and it's very funny to be around her.

She laugh about bad jokes just because it was that bad that it became funny again. You don't understand, well she does.

A: Oh my gosh she is gorgeous!! Who is she ?

B: Well she's pretty and clever it must me a conchetta.

by Bcjana July 12, 2016

concharge

It means that your too lazy to say "I am in control." or " i am in charge" so therefor you combine the two.

Teacher-"Excuse me i thought i was in concharge of the situation."

by EmilyRose May 18, 2005