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sloppy jesus

insirting a crucifix into ones asshole and then forcing it out by taking a big old shit

after 10 minutes of caressing her brown eye with the lord, she realesed the sloppy jesus onto Norton's face

sloppy jesus by yeahbod December 11, 2006

funneling cappuchino into your own ass. or the act of giving your bunghole cappuchino

the cops kicked in the door just as joe was giving himself the sloppy cornholio