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Funneling 

The most sexual act you can think of
I love funneling
Funneling by Nikeetz November 16, 2010

Funneling 

To give oral sex to a man by attaching a tube to his penis, while on the other end of the tube, a funnel is attached. Person giving oral must then, with much force, suck from funnel.
Funneling by Yehoshua January 25, 2005

Funneling 

The act of pouring an entire sandbox worth of sand into your rectum with a funnel.

Primarily done by men seeking sexual pleasure or stimulation.
the man took funneling to a new extreme in the school sandbox.
Funneling by Mileycutie1 May 13, 2024

funneling (felch recycling) 

Also known as felch recycling, the act of felching first, then using a funnel to redeposit the semen back into an awaiting orifice.
Damn dawg I gots a tape of Maria Conchita-Alonso doin some mad funneling!

crowd funneling 

The mis-use of a crowd funding site to raise money for a false reason.
She is crowd funneling. Her son doesn't need money for rent. He is in jail! She has a bad case of bulshitus.
crowd funneling by Editor7 September 20, 2017

Resource funneling 

A form of cheating in online strategy games stemming off of multi-accounting where you send all your starting resources to your main account then abandon the secondary account.
"This guy is obviously resource funneling, he has maxed buildings on day 2"