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Nasal Congestion

The worst possible condition ever. You can't sleep, you are forced to breathe through your mouth, And nothing you see on videos work, you have to deal with this utter hell for who knows how long. You think "Oh! I can just use a nasal spray, right?" WRONG! You can get addicted to it. So you have to let it pass. BULLSHIT.
Guy #1: Hello! Why are you doing weird things to your face?

Guy #2: Nasal Congestion. If you get it, you'll do these exact things.
by Wizeguy400 March 16, 2019
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Colorless Congregation

A group of white people that believe they’re oppressed with no actual evidence to back it up.
“The colorless congregation stormed the capital on January 6 because they couldn’t accept that Trump lost the election.”

“Did you know that Rebecca is a part of the Colorless Congregation?”
by Overthisbullshit2021 October 13, 2021
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congrejo

A person or entity who operates within and is an expert
on political and governmental systems.
The president's chief of staff is the top congrejo in Washington.
by Wendell Robinson March 13, 2007
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Congregation

The dog poop stuck in the bottom of your shoe
I stepped in something squishy and realized I have congregation
by Gotcha125 February 19, 2018
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congeez

1. Level of horniness.
2. Desire for physical contact.
My congeez are through the roof. I need to get some ass tonight.

I haven't gotten laid in 3 months. I gotta settle my congeez.
by District Attorney February 13, 2009
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hiphop congress

hiphop cooooooooongress, the oooooonly hiphop club at uci.
by sparx November 17, 2003
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congeal

congeal: verb (fr. gelé) To signify a state of mental numbness provoked by the absorption of licit and illicit mind altering substances.
by Marcus Macdonald May 22, 2008
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