Double confirm

This is the Singlish way of saying "Yes, I am very sure".
It is usually prefaced by the Singlish way of asking "Are you sure?", which is simply, "Confirm?"

Singaporeans usually either just say "Double confirm" or "Double confirm, chop stamp, guarantee". A chop is a stamp, as in an immigration stamp on your passport. So basically after you've said you are very sure by confirming twice, you stamp it (twice) and guarantee it so the other person knows you are VERY VERY sure.

S1: "Wah, this is the best chicken rice stall in Singapore by far..."
S2: "Really? Confirm?"
S1: "Double confirm, chop, stamp guarantee!"

by Dizzydee May 5, 2014

Illuminati confirmed

Something people say when they see something triangular in shape.

1: Look at my beautiful, triangular slice of pizza!
2: Illuminati confirmed! Get that shit away from me! 👺

by C'est the one and ONLY..moi! May 5, 2016

Friendly Confines

Chicago phrase for the greatest ballpark in the world, Wrigley Field. Unfortunately not, by any stretch of the imagination, home to the greatest baseball team in the world. Coined by first baseman and coach Ernie Banks.

Win or lose, it's always a good afternoon at the Friendly Confines.

by Ben Frey June 11, 2006

confident fart

Having the confidence beforehand that the upcoming fart is dry and void of any and all soft turd matter, thereby allowing you to give it that extra "oomph" for maximum fart effect.

Wow, that was a nice one. Its nice to have such a confident fart, it doesnt happen very often.

by bigbobp July 18, 2011

Confidential

A term that Adham uses all the time, and a term that Logan Jung Un had copied from Adham

That is extremely confidential Logan. You shall never know.

by Illyathedude February 1, 2022

kill confirmation

the act of approaching a person shot and possibly only wounded and from close-range, shooting again, even repeatedly, to assure death.

Israel's High Court accepted the appeal of journalist Ilana Dayan. Dayan and Telad were ordered to pay the officer, knows as Captain R., NIS 300,000 for showing footage and airing audio tapes that suggested he had made a "kill confirmation" of 13-year-old Iman al-Hams near an IDF fortification in Rafah in the Gaza Strip in 2004.

by Shilonian March 27, 2012

Dusty Confines

A vagina, of excessive age, that has weathered the penetrations of countless suitors realatively poorly.

An old vagina.

"I feel quite at-home inside my wife's dusty confines".

by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009