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Having the confidence beforehand that the upcoming fart is dry and void of any and all soft turd matter, thereby allowing you to give it that extra "oomph" for maximum fart effect.
Wow, that was a nice one. Its nice to have such a confident fart, it doesnt happen very often.
by bigbobp July 18, 2011
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