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comet

when you moon somebody and your entire ballsack shows.
comet- mooning someone and they see your nut-sack.
by Jebeh June 24, 2008
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como esta la tamalada raza?

Como esta la tamalada raza? means how does it go here? Meaning what is the usual conduct/or way of doing things. It could also mean what is up. This term is mostly used by the tanfi club stemming from calexico, ca which is composed largely of mexicans.
As someone walks into a house or a meeting place they can say to the others who are already there, "Como esta la tamalada raza?" as a way of greeting or as a way of knowing what is going on in this place.
by tanfi September 25, 2011
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shoe comet

toilet paper stuck to your shoe and trailing out behind you as you leave the bathroom.
As she walked out of the bathroom, Barbara was so inebriated that she didn't notice the shoe comet trailing behind her.
by drdiva August 21, 2009
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Halley's Comet

Halley’s Comet (n): a euphemism for the violent projectile formed when a man cumshots a kidney stone. Not to be confused with commonplace occurrences like the ‘cum cork’ or ‘poop noodle’, the Halley’s Comet is a once in a lifetime experience characterized by:

(1) the catastrophic release of pressure necessary to cause a kidney stone to exit the urethra with a minimum muzzle velocity of 500 ft/s (152.4 m/s in CommieSpeak). The terminal ballistics of any given comet is determined by both the mass of the stone and the anger placed into the cumshot.

(2) the signature formation of a white trail of liquid aerosol cum behind the comet which lingers in the air for several minutes, causing it to be dubbed ‘procreative napalm’ by Single Mom’s Magazine.

There are no reported fatalities from direct Halley’s Comet impact (in the 1st world) however they do account for over 1 domestic ER visit a day in the US alone. Halley’s Comets are the leading cause of PTSD in men over 40.
Psychologist: “Tell me about your most recent Halley's Comet ”
Patient: “Just like the other ones, my dick looks like a waffle cone... My neighbors flipped out on me because they thought I intentionally shot their dog with a bb gun, then when I explained that I accidentally killed their dog with my exploded bee-hive looking dick, they just freaked out like I said something ridiculous.”
by Dice E Fleisch March 30, 2015
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carnal comatose

This is where you sneak into the comatose ward of the hospital and have sex with all the coma patients to try to wake them from their comas. This is actually for your own sexual gratification and does not help their condition whatsoever. Never do this.
Seth snuck into the hospital and enjoyed a carnal comatose ... Then he was arrested for rape and spent fifty years in prison, where he was raped in the ass.
by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006
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Iceman cometh

I hope the iceman cometh for you after what you did
by Reed1000 August 25, 2008
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Comoe

Means "what" or "how" It is also my last name pronounced "Como"
by Jim Comoe February 14, 2004
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