Cucumbersome lover

Term used to describe using a cucumber 🥒 as a dildo. That's the 'long and the short' of it!

My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

Cucumberobert

When you are heavily sedated with psilocybin mushrooms and become aware of the phallic, overly-masculine characteristics of the English cucumber. The dark, cumbersome cucumber has no business laying with the comforting, flamboyant mango. Therefore, he is Cucumberobert.

Bro: Oh my god, you’ve been eating Cucumberobert!
Dude: He’s just Bert now.

by papagumbo May 18, 2021

Cocktoberfest

A Festival In youn males before No Nut November Where they ejaculate all night long to be ready to wait a month without ejaculation

Me and the boys were busy celebrating Cocktoberfest instead of trick-or-treating

by The Mysticman November 3, 2021

cucumber emoji

cucumber emoji is another way of saying a dick or a cut dick
examples: 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒

cucumberrrrrrrr emojiiiii cucumber emoji

by minecraftgoatttt August 25, 2021

Cucumber Sack

A sack of cucumbers!

Bob: What’s in that bag?
Mira: Cucumbers.
Bob: You have a cucumber sack!
Mira: Okay, thanks Bob….

by crosscrissapplesauce August 28, 2021

cockueror

When you conquer a cock.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT!11 I COCKUERORED A COCK!
Person 2: Thats Epic!11

by Arras fan conq February 10, 2022

Cucumbernimbus

Autism, disgusting autism at its finest.

Cucumbernimbus

by Shitballcunt June 28, 2022