Double Clocking

When you go to look at the time, whether it be on your mobile phone, alarm clock, iPod, Etc. And manage to do everything except check what the time is, forcing you to look at the clock again.

Justin went to check the time on his phone, but checked his messages, resulting in double clocking.

by Kevdogs August 17, 2010

Corking

When a female is prevented from scoring. Equivalent to a cock block for males.

Erin: You were totally corking me last night.
Stacy: Sorry for mentioning your crabs.

by KingOfTheMountains December 20, 2009

Cockin it

Hanging out that only applies to males, may involve masturbation.

Jay and Robby were cockin it when jay's mom walked in.

by Mister D November 15, 2004

Slow cooking

Misleading a person who is a bit slow and making them they think they are going on a date when they are not. Usually done as a way to mock and shame the victim publicly.

Dude are you going to date that weird girl?

Nah man, I'm just slow cooking

by Trentty June 30, 2019

Corking it

the act of placing ones thumb over the hole in their penis to prolong ejaculation.

I was jerking off one day but i realized i had no were to squirt my jizz... so i wined up corking it. It hurt.

by spank mehard January 7, 2011

cockring

The ring one slides onto the penis so that it sits at the base of the penis against the body, keeping the penis erect after ejaculation. (for the woman's extended pleasure.) (or mans.)

"Does this cockring make me look fat?"

by ExtraGoodChi December 9, 2002

Cooking Cabbage

Experiencing and expelling repetitive, explosive, rancid flatulence.

Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.

Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.

Rank ass dude.

by Eaton Holgoode November 7, 2015