Verb. to cockatier is to present oneself to a mate, in the most cute way possible, using all of one's best features. Batting your eyelashes, doing your playful face, or simply smiling devilishly at your partner are all examples of cockatiering.
by fronc08 January 23, 2011
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Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.
You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.
The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.
You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.
The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
David Hansen: I chopped my dick off and used it as a boomerang
Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018
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Tim was not going to enjoy the date with Tina for he is cockatarian and doesn't eat pussy, only cock
by Randall k September 9, 2018
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Jonathan called the "white coats" after Stephanie developed cockeimers and would not remove her face from Jonathan's penis
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by LiveLaughLoveSpanish December 5, 2021
Get the Cockerian mug.The act of having a penis made out of snow placed on one's possession. Often done by those with homo-erotic tendencies.
Person 1: Dude, someone made a penis made out of snow on your car!
Person 2: Ya, I totally got snow-cocked.
Person 2: Ya, I totally got snow-cocked.
by bones86 December 19, 2010
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