choof

the measure of the angle made when one's neck is broken.

"That's a 90 degree choof we're looking at here... it's a wonder his head didn't snap clean off... poor dead bastard."

by bitter_bluebird March 26, 2004

choofty

Any object/item/individual; strong, powerful and surprisingly large in its nature.

Joe just caught a 2 metre salmon “that’s a Choofty salmon”

by Taylormade1 July 9, 2024

Choofahead

An incompetent motorist. Someone who stops at yield signs when merge lane is clear. Someone who stops for yellow and even sometimes green traffic lights. Someone who watches you in there rear view mirror because they're worried about you being too close. Basically any poor driving observed while on the road.

man the roads are full of choofaheads today, ehh! Look forward and go you choofahead! I know you're not stopping at an f-ing green light you choofahead!?!? It's the one next to the brake......GO you Choofahead!!!

by dancin fool 711 October 1, 2010

Chooter

Someone who is usually faithful, but cheats while "Out Of Town" on buisness

"Even though she's married, my co-worker Stacy turned into a real chooter last night after a couple of drinks!"

by Phil A.C.O July 28, 2016

choocter

some faggot who lives in the coutry

That guy is a choocter

by shrimppenis12 June 5, 2018

Choof

Australian slang: to travel on at an implied gentle pace.

Used heavily by Sanspants Radio, am Australian podcast group.

Right, I’m going to choof on down to the bar

by TrembleBucket June 27, 2018

Choont

Nasty, grimy, ratchet, gross.

Something you don’t want to look at

“Shut up nigga, you a choont”

You look like a choont

Stop acting like a choont

Fuck a choont

by RAzell November 28, 2018