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Chinese Finger Trap

Two penises approach each other. One circumcised and one not. The uncircumcised takes it for skin and rolls the foreskin over the other penis
Hey Owen, wanna Chinese Finger Trap?
Yea sure!
by Golden Gus April 1, 2019
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Chinese Democracy

A promise, often made more than once over an extended period of time, which the person is either unwilling or unable to keep.

The phrase originated in November of 1999 when Axl Rose's manager first officially announced the title of the next Guns N' Roses album, expected to release sometime the following year (2000). The album was not released in 2000, but the promise to release it "next year" was repeated then, as it has been subsequently repeated every year since, without result.

By 2003 the title had become a joke in itself. That year punk band The Offspring announced they would be using the title for their own upcoming album; a sort of protest against Axl's endless delays, which was commonly interpreted as a statement of "you snooze, you lose," although none of the band members or their representatives ever turned that particular phrase. After being served with a Cease-And-Desist Order from Axl's attorneys, the band released the album as Splinter.

Chinese Democracy, should it ever actually be released, would be the first album from Guns N' Roses since their 1991 release of Use Your Illusion 1 and Use Your Illusion 2, although many fans claim it would not actually be a Guns N' Roses album despite the use of the name because Axl Rose is the only original member still in the band.
After she caught Tom in bed with another woman for the second time, he swore he would never cheat again, but Lisa realized it was just Chinese Democracy and kicked his ass to the curb.

Danny's father (not-so-affectionately known as 'the drunk') swore up and down that he wouldn't miss Danny's last baseball game of the season like he had missed all the others, but even at ten years old Danny was sharp enough to realize it was just Chinese Democracy, and his father would not be there.

"I've had enough of your Chinese Democracy! You're never going to do it, so stop promising that you will!"
by IRONSWORD1 June 16, 2006
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Chipspunk

During the act of fellatio, the male partner ejaculates so much semen into his partner's mouth that the partner's cheeks bulge out, giving the appearance of a chipmunk
Dave bumba: Hey frank, did arianna get her wisdom teeth out this weekend? Her cheeks are all puffed out?

Frank turner: no man, I just chipspunked her in the bathroom
by plsc412 October 27, 2010
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chinese helicopter

Phrase originated in the Singaporean army, when many soldiers and sergeants had problems pronouncing English words properly, during the 60s to 90s.

When the men laughed at the sergeants, they would respond by saying: "I'm Chinese educated." Unfortunately, their poor pronunciation resulted in 'Chinese educated' sounding like 'Chinese helicopter'.

In present day, could be used to refer to Chinese from the mainland when they immigrate to other countries. Usually a derogatory term.
Look at that Chinese helicopter, coming over to our country to steal our jobs.
by Martini Cocktail August 14, 2016
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The University of a Billion Chinese

a reference to the fact that the majority of students in Canada's Universty of British Columbia are Chinese
"That's strange, almost everyone here is Chinese. No wonder why it's the University of a Billion Chinese."
by iZ41 April 22, 2018
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Chinese Rice Patty

When you find a Chinese Prostitute and shove a Bag of Rice in her ass.
She likes doing the Chinese Rice Patty.
by LAXPLAYER12345 January 22, 2011
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chinese basket trick

It is a sex position where the woman is positioned in a sex swing and the man/dildo/woman with strap on is lyin on the ground. Instead of the normal in/out motion of "normal" sex, the woman spins around on the mans dick.
Omg! Last night she rode me like a merry-go-round hangin from the ceiling, chinese basket trick style!
by live2love2laugh September 10, 2013
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