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Constable Charming

An ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like he’s above the law. Of course if there’s a real crime going on Constable Charming more than likely won’t notice even if you try pointing it out to him.
Ali: This annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because I was driving too slow.

Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
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prince charming

Take me away...........
R.S. aka Daddy...Picnics with brie and champagne, strawberries and melon. bright stargazers and a heartfelt smile melt me.
by Princess August 28, 2004
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dribble charm

1. The unsightly wet spot left, as if by magic and especially on khakis, after zipping-up upon completion of urination almost always while either on a date or at a special event.

2. The rather unfortunate splort of nut gack that drips from the end of your spent dork which inevitably makes a slimy connection with the inside of your thigh post coitus, requiring you to hastily use your shirt to wipe up before your lovely partner discovers the atrocity, then scurry to find other remaining clothing options.
Damnit, I got a dribble charm. Again.
by Brad Madison June 17, 2007
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Boyish Charm

Personality traits in an adult male that are more often associated with pre-adult males. Women often succumb to boyish charm due to their inherit attraction to children. 'Girlish charm' is not used much (if at all)because men are generally not attracted to women who exhibit personality traits of pre-adult women.
After Tom pulled a yo-yo, a piece of string and some bubble gum from his pocket, Sally knew his boyish charm would win her over.
by wormsign May 22, 2008
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Lucky Charm

Singular noun-Derogatory reference to Irish people from Ireland or anyone with big ears, unruly eyebrows, bad teeth and may include excessive ear hair. Plural - Lucky Charms
That trophy head over there with the big ears is such a Lucky Charm.
by MOR July 4, 2006
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prince charming

Rub your cock on the girl's mouth while she's sleeping & see what happens...
Dude, I totally gave that broad a prince charming this morning!
by Dick Cox June 3, 2004
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charm the snake

The man pulled off his trousers without warning and began to charm the snake!
by Anonymity Pseudononymous December 29, 2013
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