Cellular-semenation

When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.

Man, my phone has had some serious cellular-semenation done to it. There are only a few people who would do such a thing: Roger, Lee, and Ben.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

busy on a cellular level

An excuse given to parents for teenage laziness.

"Laila! Get up out of bed! You're so lazy!!!"
"I'm busy on a cellular level." (<- mumbled into pillow)

by Lailacm June 22, 2008

cellulite

the cottage cheese looking substance that jiggles around by your fat sections

Ugh dude look at the chicks cellulite on her ass, gross!

by jlo June 14, 2003

Cellophane

invisible evil substance that surrounds ceartain areas and desperate travelers, stopping all cell phone signals

darn, I never get a signal here, its allways totally covered by cellophane

by Muffasa Mini August 3, 2005

Celluless

To not be in possession of a mobile or cellular phone.

My mom took my phone away, I've been celluless for so long now!

by ebalbed June 2, 2007

Cellular Bomber

One who constantly sends text messages to/calls your mobile/cellular phone; "blowing up your phone."

You: Dude, my ex keeps blowing up my phone.
Friend: I try not to date cellular bombers; maybe you should be more like me?

by BenX10X April 18, 2010

Rusty Cello

It is the same as the Rusty Violin, except the user is of larger stature.

Your mom's fatass gave herself a rusty cello. How does it feel knowing what I do to your mother when you are not around?

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010