callie is a great listener and the best kind of friend to have. she’s very brutally honest(good thing sometimes) and loves gymnastics. just hates the schedule. shes so gorgeous and funny.
person: “do you know callie?” “yes why?” “she told me to suck her dick for nothing” “yeah that’s callie”
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Sexiest man alive. I mean, come ON, bro, imagine giving him a smooch (don’t actually, that’s weird, on jah). IMAGINE clapping his cheeks (again, don’t actually, you absolute fucking ape. Like, you can imagine slapping your ape hands on his FACE, but, on jah, anywhere else finna get YOUR face clapped, on jah).
Carson, PLEASE. Knock those knees around baby mmm yeah oh yeah mmm yes please Schlarson, please, please, please, for the love of God, Schlarson, please, konk those shins on the bridge of my nose and break it.
Carson, PLEASE. Knock those knees around baby mmm yeah oh yeah mmm yes please Schlarson, please, please, please, for the love of God, Schlarson, please, konk those shins on the bridge of my nose and break it.
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Get the Callissa mug.1) Literally magic. Like Gandalf, but a girl. :)
An old soul, the kind of person you only meet once in your life.
2) Doesn't crush on everyone, but once she does, she falls HARD. Has a soft spot for guys with names that start with J or N
3)Around 5ft 7, brown hair with strawberry blonde highlights, and green eyes. Has always wanted freckles
4 1/2)loves her family and friends, would Literally journey across Middle Earth to save them.
5)Loves musicals and the arts in general, would like to think she can sing. Can crack a good joke, only when you least expect it. Is low key in love with a baby grand piano. 3)Very peripatetic, and carries a notebook everywhere she goes. "Loves Jesus and her boyfriend too" Has gone beyond building castles in Spain only to find herself building entire worlds and languages in her imagination. J.R.R. Tolkein is most likely her inspiration. Given to random spouts of information and outlets for her addiction to the Victorian Era, mysteries, tea, and writing
7)Has a horrible memory, loves to be right. Like most girls, she's s insecure about her height, looks, and weight. surprisingly strong for a girl, addicted to running 5ks, relay races, and throwing Javelin.
8)Dreams Big, but loves home.. Loves Well, ut knows how to sling a good sarcastic comment, Feels Deeply but doesnt cry a whole bunch
9)Quite eccentric, would be wildly intelligent if she wasn't so habitually stupid
An old soul, the kind of person you only meet once in your life.
2) Doesn't crush on everyone, but once she does, she falls HARD. Has a soft spot for guys with names that start with J or N
3)Around 5ft 7, brown hair with strawberry blonde highlights, and green eyes. Has always wanted freckles
4 1/2)loves her family and friends, would Literally journey across Middle Earth to save them.
5)Loves musicals and the arts in general, would like to think she can sing. Can crack a good joke, only when you least expect it. Is low key in love with a baby grand piano. 3)Very peripatetic, and carries a notebook everywhere she goes. "Loves Jesus and her boyfriend too" Has gone beyond building castles in Spain only to find herself building entire worlds and languages in her imagination. J.R.R. Tolkein is most likely her inspiration. Given to random spouts of information and outlets for her addiction to the Victorian Era, mysteries, tea, and writing
7)Has a horrible memory, loves to be right. Like most girls, she's s insecure about her height, looks, and weight. surprisingly strong for a girl, addicted to running 5ks, relay races, and throwing Javelin.
8)Dreams Big, but loves home.. Loves Well, ut knows how to sling a good sarcastic comment, Feels Deeply but doesnt cry a whole bunch
9)Quite eccentric, would be wildly intelligent if she wasn't so habitually stupid
That Callisa is almost as hilarious as she is pretty
I wish Callisa would remember a thing I said
Does she not hear me? Must be a Callisa
"Callisa, you must have taken your cuteness pills today"
"A Callisa wouldn't know a good decision if it smacked her in the face"
A Callisa is someone whom you've never met, but you've already decided many things about
Anyone can be a Callisa. All you gotta do is act like a goof...and have a buttload of natural talent
I wish Callisa would remember a thing I said
Does she not hear me? Must be a Callisa
"Callisa, you must have taken your cuteness pills today"
"A Callisa wouldn't know a good decision if it smacked her in the face"
A Callisa is someone whom you've never met, but you've already decided many things about
Anyone can be a Callisa. All you gotta do is act like a goof...and have a buttload of natural talent
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Guy: Who is that?
Girl: hahaha don’t mess with her! Her name is Callista and she is worse then the devil
Girl: hahaha don’t mess with her! Her name is Callista and she is worse then the devil
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