chav

As virilent as bubonic plague and spreading like rats emerging from their lairs these undesirables are spawning a legion of illegitimate 'chavlets.'
Linger round Oldham Street & Piccadilly Gardens in Manchista and watch the 'chavometer' peak!
Low chav index before midday tho' as they're still in their pits!
Baying and snarling like a pack of jackals round a wounded prey,basball caps cocked at an angle they take everything out of the system but put tap-all back!
Render the bastards down!
Chavs ferried in at one end -melted tacky jewellry and Rockport residue exuding out of the other!!
Only Argos Jewellry counters and Cash Generators would miss them.

'Garot a chav today !
Keep the detritus at bay !!''

''I'm innocent !
I've dun nuffin Mr.Dibble !
I woz dumpin me load into one ov me bitches at that time.
Honest mate.
She'd bunked off skool.''

by Bod June 7, 2004

chav

Chav = Council House And Violent

Sheesh, what's with all the chavs?

by Chavs Annoy Me July 13, 2005

chav

A boy/girl (chavette), who loves to 'impress'. They do this by wearing 'Burberry, Adidas, Rockport boots, and the like. Sometimes these are not even fake (usually a cheap accessory or something). The strange thing is though, they actually, in their tiny minds, think they look stylish. Mind you, that socks outside the tracky bottoms thing could catch on, (in Uzbeckistan or somewhere). They are the coolest things on earth as far as they're concerned. Every sane person knows that on the coolness scale they come a few places below molten lava flowing through a blast furnace. Its not their faults because they just don't know anything about style, they need help. So please, please, the next time you see one please just tell them what prats they look. (Don't be frightened 'cos these aren't even plastic gangsters, more like cotton wool wanksters). we must do something cos these youngsters are our future generation and at the moment they actually think the word chav is a compliment. Need I say more

Fake Burberry , loads of gold (that magically turns green), in their ears and on their fingers, any sports tracksuit (bottoms tucked in socks), the most gaudy naff trainers available. Often with chavette in tow similarly attired

Source: gus7268, Dec 29, 2004

to quote starsailor they're just poor misguided fools

by gus7268 January 2, 2005

chav

chavs are mindless bitches that dont have the knoledge to speak properly
for example "wat up bruv ows it anging init" "cool blad but some grungies dont even know illav em"

weird chav

by ugy August 1, 2009

Chav

its a british stereotype... generally a teenager or young adult, but you get chavs in their 40s too. they shop at sports shops only, and wear tracksuits everywhere. the girls scrape their hair back into a bun and slick it with gel. the girls also wear extremely large hooped earrings. both male and female chavs wear as much fake gold and fake burberry as possible. they like to chew noisily and swear their heads off. most live on council estates and often have kids in their teens. the british form of a redkneck

A: whos that chick with all the bling?

B: thats stacey, the chav.

by fireworks_yga_1996 March 6, 2010

Chav

A British term, meaning "misplaced tracksuit".

Him's a Chav innit?

by ivegotblistasonmefingas January 7, 2011

Chav

The dregs of british society alongside pikey's. Male's aspire to look like black rappers with little success and the females pathetically imitate Katie Price also with the same degree of brilliance. Try watching the film 'Harry Brown'. The only un-realistic parts are the riots and the psychotic, murderous old man.

1. I want to get the newspaper from the shop but all those fucking chav's are hanging around there.

2. Oy you little chav cunt stop harrasing that old lady!

by Jbmeestbc August 17, 2010