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Battle Born Psychology

A method of couples reconciliation where couples agree to choose who gets final decision making authority for all types of situations to reduce arguments.
Last night my wife and I agreed to take Battle Born Psychology seriously to end our fighting and laid out twelve different situations where she gets final say and I get final say. Our agreements ended immediately.
by Golden029 November 16, 2019
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battlehawks

The only football franchise located in St. Louis. They play in the XFL and are the only team in the league who’s logo was not created on a video game by an 8 year old. The team is named after the most feared bird In the sky. The legendary Battle Hawk has dominated every challenger, and is well represented with dominating play on the field. The intensity of Battlehawks play is only matched by their rowdy post game celebrations.
The current hard seltzer shortage was caused by the Battlehawks celebration after their win over the Renegades.
by Kb25 February 10, 2020
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battleshits

A game played in which two or more girls sit on the toliet and see who can make the loudest "battle ship" noises with their monstrous bowl emissions.
"Gorsh Sally, you sunk my destroyer!"
by Dys-functional February 11, 2005
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Battle of Breakfast

The ancient war between Lord Toastal and Lord Baconus, in effort to be the greatest breakfast food.
After Lord Toastal struck down Lord Baconus the Battle of Breakfast began
by King Steve June 11, 2004
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Battlestar Galactica

Remarkable drama/sci-fi TV series that virtually renders any other form of TV entertainment completely obsolete.
"I've heard 'Television' is going to be renamed to 'Battlestar Galactica', since scientists have concluded that logically, it is the only program worth seeing. As of 00:00 tonight, all other programs are going to be abolished and daily programming will consist solely on Battlestar Galactica runs and re-runs for the next hundred years.
-Shit man."
by mrkitano November 25, 2006
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shake battle

A verb used to describe the often disappointing process of searching one's room/home/desk (etc.) or collection of dabows for enough shake to pack a bowl or roll a joint.

Shake battles are either won or lost. If an individual finds enough shake to get sufficiently baked then it's a win. However, if the collected shake is smoked and it's not enough, the shake battle is lost.

Can be used in past tense to reference the theater of combat.
"If we're gonna pack that bowl, we'll need to shake battle"

"I just shake battled my desk and won. Sick."
by Mr. MT December 31, 2006
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battle troll

N. A large, ugly female that usually cohabitates with smaller, more attractive female companions. The battle troll is typically a hairy mouth-breather that is a backup offensive guard for the local university's football team. A battle troll will become larger, uglier and hairer the more you drink. The heinous cackle of a battle troll will make any virile young man's testicles retreat into the stomach for safety.

She will never procreate because her vagina looks like a gorilla salad.
Gertrudle, the local battle troll has fat rolls that spill over the bar stool, protecting her attractive friends in a force field of repugnance.
by Pardovich July 23, 2008
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