country blumpkin

n. the receiving of a blumpkin in an outhouse

uncle earl shit his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin

by alexandrob August 23, 2004

country Blumpkin

The Country Blumpkin is when you receive oral sex from your sister while you're "dropping the kids off at the pool".

Cletus gladly washed his sister's trailer for a Country Blumpkin.

by Bad Monkey May 6, 2004

wrecking ball blumpkin

When a blumpkin-giver's face slams into and disintegrates the blumpkin-receiver's fecal matter.

There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:

1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.

Roddy: Yeah, I got my first blumpkin ages ago, when I was 13 and playing Zelda Ocarina of Time. But it took me another 8 years of steady trying to get a wrecking ball blumpkin.

JP: She's like a 5.5, mediocre.
Stu: She gives blumpkins.
JP: Ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
Stu: And wrecking ball blumpkins.
JP: Wow. I'm going to ask her out, what's her name?

by JrobbieRcockJ March 24, 2010

blumpkin remix

the act of the guy enjoying taking a shit a lot more than getting his blow job.

Damn, I had the blumpkin remix last night while Sally was over.

by Conrad Murray February 18, 2011

Blumpkin Spiced Latte

Blumpkin spiced latte; n. When one partner drinks a spiced latte and then proceeds to have a bowel movement in the bathroom of a Starbucks whilst receiving a hummer.

Charley received a blumpkin spiced latte on a cold November day.

by GroupText303 January 9, 2015

Blumpkin Cup

A cup that is continuosuly used and never cleaned. Usually the cup is so dirty all sorts of germs and mold are highly visable, similar to what the aftermath of a blumpkin would look like.

Ever since the cafeteria started giving away free coffee my mug is starting to look like a Blumpkin Cup. I drink so much coffee I just have no time to clean it out each use.

by BSKabus February 9, 2010

blumpkin plunger

a sexual move which occurs during or at the end of a blumpkin, requiring the receiver to force the giver's head into the toilet after dropping a duece; usually happens due to lack of skill by the giver to make the receiver cum

Mike gave Alicia a blumpkin plunger because of her inability to get him off.

by Danger Taylor February 24, 2008