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BJ and BS

Brake Job and Boob Squeeze.
When you are someone's car person and help them with all their basic vehicle maintenance, nothing is ever for free.
Person: Oh man, I failed safety inspection this year because they said my breaks are worn out. I need help.

Their car person: Don't worry, I'll swing by later for BJ and BS. I'll be done before your husband gets home this time.

Person: That would be great! I wish my husband knew his way around a garage.
by Phil Ashios May 23, 2024
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BS

BS is an abbreviation for bullshit.
That is complete and utter BS, if you ask me.
by cleo ramirez June 22, 2022
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m$bs

Microsoft bullshit.

Unpleasant stuff Microsoft ships with its software and there being little you can do about it.
I like windows but I really hate all that m$bs that comes with it
by JL_. June 30, 2022
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Political bs

What a douchebag calls it when they’re reminded that minorities exist
“Ugh this new movie is so bad it’s just woke propaganda virtue signalling political bs!” - Kevin, after watching Lightyear
by B-ballerJkImWhite September 1, 2022
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