Ball Buzzes

Like a Fanny Flutter, but for a guy.

Guy: Lucy, you give me ball buzzes!
Girl: Isaac, you give me fanny flutters!

by turtlehead May 1, 2014

Ball-Kick Paradox

Explained from DC's Legends of Tomorrow Season 4, Episode 3 when John Constantine tried to Ball-Kick his father in 1977, Ball-kick Paradox is the rule of temporal travel where you can't Kick your ancestor's balls or do anything that will directly or indirectly remove your existence from the timeline as that would mean you won't exist in the future which will then mean you never averted your birth in the first place. This in effect restrains you from doing anything that would erase yourself and will be teleported into the last place you were in before you tried to do such thing

Guy 1: hey why did Constantine teleport is that his magic?

Guy 2: Nope, that's Ball-kick paradox. Instead of looping his existence back and forth the timeline just decided to prevent him from doing that

Guy 1: he tried to sterilize his dad to kill him? Extremely chaotic way to commit not alive lol

by Dangerous Singularity November 8, 2020

Ball Fro

The excessive curly hair on a man's balls

It's like a jungle down there, but at least my ball fro is sick

by roberte8 August 23, 2008

ball snarffling

The process through which a funny sound is made when there is suckage of the balls.

Lyndsay has many talents, but her forte is ball snarffling.

by Jon, John, and Judah July 4, 2006

ball surgery

A very tedious or irksome task or situation.

Man, the traffic on the Kennedy Expressway today is ball surgery.

by perfectly_frank January 14, 2008

ball-tearer

Australian slang. Something which is fabulously, excellently superb. See ripsnorter.

"Fuckin' hell mate, did you see the end of the cricket last night? Dead set fuckin' ball-tearer it was."

by Panda January 17, 2005

ball hand

Act of putting hands down ones pant grabbing there genitals and slapping another person in the face

I just ball handed the shit outa that guy

by Pete April 29, 2004