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There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so long he could suck it. While wearing a grin and wiping his chin if the roof had a cunt, he'd fuck it.
There once was a man from Nantucket. (Explained)

A man who was born and raised within the confines of the isle Nantucket which is located in Massachusetts. Was aware of his spectacular endowment and so therefore felt ambiguous enough to want to fuck his own ceiling whilst imagining it had a vagina to do so.

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by moekatoek March 23, 2021
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Have a degree from Oral Roberts

1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.

2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.
1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.

2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!
by Aethelwulf March 21, 2021
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A Leap Frog

A girl that dates a new boy every single week.
"Did you hear that girl margaret is dating Back Helino when a week ago she was dating Veven Kudley."
"Man i know shes such a leap frog."
by sorrymargeybabey May 21, 2017
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a warning from history

The exact opposite of history repeating itself. This is where a party DOES take heed of what happened in the past and rectifies the plan to lead to a better future.
The big Three took a warning from history and decided not to punish Germany after world war II with another Versaille treaty.
by Banastre July 16, 2004
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like trying to build a laser from mud

A wasted effort spent on someone or something.
Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!
by pentozali April 8, 2006
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A block from gales

I was a block from gales, I was at Gene’s house and yeah crazy
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself April 30, 2019
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removed a dislike from an image

I don't have a definition I'm confused on how to define the sentence. It was written reply back to me in a text conversation.
My words to this person first in the text conversation between us. I said we are enemies and his reply

back to me was this Removed a dislike from an image.
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