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Post Nut Clarity 

Post Nut Clarity is like having a steak dinner in front of you, but you just ate. It should be great and it normally is, but you have already had enough. Post means after, as in after you leak juices from your penis, and the clarity is from the thought beams that shine down into your head.
Person 1: Yo bro Samantha gave me head but I got post nut clarity after so I did the dash

Person 2: damn that sucks bro
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Epic Nut 

The act of ejaculating and urinating at the same time while getting a Epic Victory Royale
Yesterday I got my first Epic Nut with the help of my mother
Epic Nut by Asswhooper69 March 16, 2019
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Nature Nut November 

When you watch as many Pornhub videos during november as you possibly can so Pornhub can plant trees. This is sometimes done instead of No Nut November. (Pornhub plants one tree per 100 videos watched.)
Guy 1: Dude I just planted 100 trees last november
Guy 2: dude how'd you pay for that?
Guy 1: I just watched some porn for Nature Nut November!
Nature Nut November by MazeZZZ September 2, 2019

Chem-Nut 

Acidic-like male semen caused by a diet of basically nothing but Takis and Mountain Dew.
I finally gave in and gave Mike some sloppy last night. I let him nut and my throat is raw today from his chem-nut. I told him to start eating pineapple or something.
Chem-Nut by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

the nut room 

A narrow room in the basement that contains a tv, a massage chair facing the tv and a table with a box of tissues on it.
You got a box of tissues AND a massage chair?? That's the nut room, the nut room
the nut room by DDistrict March 17, 2023

Jim Boner testicle nut blast 

When Jim has a boner hits nuts blasts while eating testicles
When Jim was watching cornhub he squirted a Jim boner testicle nut blast...

Snatch my nut 

A full throttle jerk-out of the male’s semen from the penis by the mouth, once the blowjob has reached the climax by ejaculation.
Fuckkkk, bitch keep suckin that dick cuz that nut boutta come out. Ahh shit, snatch my Nut!