douche chills 

The gross feeling you get when something is really gay or embarrassing. Esp. when you are a straight male witnessing another male acting like a flaming homosexual.

Whenever I see Richard Simmons on TV I get douche chills.

douche chills by STB April 27, 2006

douche bag 

Toby beason likes to lick up dirty douche bags.

Oh GOD queen latifa ur douche bag tasted so good.

douche bag by PwNED November 1, 2003

douche nozzle 

the douche equivalent to "ass hole"

Hey, asshole!
-OR-
Hey, Douche Nozzle!!!!!

douche nozzle by michael December 9, 2003

Douche-o-virus 

a virus gained by having a cold, or by being near sebastion.

sebastion is the cause if the douche-o-virus

Douche-o-virus by Anonymous July 16, 2003

douche bag 

A person who works for their daddy because they are too damn lazy to go out and get a job in the real world.

Randy Cornelius Wynberg

douche bag by Wyldeforge March 17, 2004

douche shandy 

part beer and then instead of lemonade its douche juice

sam how much douche juice do you want in your douche shandy

douche shandy by lukeboi November 29, 2006

douche-esque 

Someone(s) who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

My good friends Nigel & Kailey are douche-esque when they correct my grammar on Facebook.

douche-esque by jenna9887 August 21, 2008