douche bag

A manipulative, selfish loser whose sole activities include insulting and injuring his/her friends. Girls, stay away from the male members of this species. Boys, prepare to be annoyed all the time. In general - these jerks are always right all the time and they always find a way to justify even (and espeially) the nastiest behavior possible.

Most bosses, male or female

by Justine May 18, 2004

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Douche fairy

the ultimate insult, reserved for the worst ppl, such as snitches

im going to kill that douchefairy who told the school cops that i had a knife and a picture of an enemy... bastard

by Big Robert December 8, 2004

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nicely douched

An expression used to give kudos to a person or persons on the exceptional job they have done being a douche. Has more meaning to it when said in an australian accent.

John: I appreciate you buying me dinner.
Mike: Well I figured i would help you out considering you can't even buy yourself decent clothes or shampoo, let alone food.
John: Nicely douched, Mike.

by MSJDHBVMDKDJD September 15, 2007

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Douche Pickle

some loser guy that is pretty much a man whore.

mackenzie bodor is a douche pickle

by ilikedyou October 25, 2011

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Hooch Douche

(n) The hooch douche is a home-made douching kit created by and for any slut of a woman. The hooch douche is most frequently created and used by rig bitches after the rig-pigs have pulled their wagon train through. In order to be an official hooch douche, the kit must contain at least 3 heavy duty cleaning agents such as vinegar, spray-nine, varsol, gasoline, bleach etc. to kill off any and all fungi, bacteria and warts. The Hooch Douche is often used in conjuction with the slut rag and can be used in both vaginal and anal orifices.

Damn, that rig bitch needs to whip herself up a hooch douche, I heard she got DVDA'd last night

by KateAk44 May 25, 2007

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