Kampfwagen 1.0 is a vehicle used before and during the second world war. The appearance of the vehicle looks just
like the Volkswagen Beetle. This vehicle would be used by Hitler when driving into battle. During the battles Hitler would lean back in his seat in slow motion and
swing his arms around while screaming german profanities, avoiding all bullets
shot at him. This tactic would prove useful when Hitler conquered most of Europe in a record-breaking time. This tactic was the most important part of the invasion of
France. The Anglo-French
army could not strike Hitler with any of their bullets, no matter how much they
shot at him. The defenders then got so frustrated that they would often die of heart attacks or just kill themselves. This tactic would then go on to becoming the cause for 99% of all allied deaths during the second world war. Although later in the war, the allies would find an effective way to deal with this problem. All they would do is to give every soldier 1 liter of
heroin, which would calm them down and they would just move
right past Hitler. This strategy made Hitler furious, and he would reportedly storm out of his car and scream at the soldiers to try and shoot him but to no avail. Hitler would in fact get so mad, that he would rip his hair out until he became
bald and fall on the ground, similar to how Walter
White fell in the episode "Ozymandius".
