Cum Juice 

Free goods offered to sexy ladies who disrupt Mr. Happy

"Uh-huh, Mr. Happy is puking his Cum Juice (ALL OVER YOUR MOM!! AHHHHHHHHH)"

Cum Juice by Mr. Happy Man in the Pants May 2, 2003

Florida Orange Juice Surprise 

Somewhat like a Cincinatti Surprise, except that you urinate into a balloon rather than defecate into a pillow case. You then throw the piss-filled balloon(like a water balloon) at someone and then watch as it bursts splattering the piss all over his/her face.

That mime was really boring and getting on everyone's nerves, so I've decided to pull the ol' Florida Orange Juice Surprise on him and watch as his white makeup gets totally ruined, his costume getting stained with piss, and everyone mocking, deriding, and laughing at him.

Florida Orange Juice Surprise by Mark H August 24, 2004

sock juice 

The English translation of the nickname which the French give to corporate brands of coffee such as Starbucks: jus de chaussettes.

Filthy Americans, they only drink the sock juice!

sock juice by Bloopy April 9, 2005

monkey juice 

GHB, high proof liquor, antifreeze, or any liquid that gets you crazy-ass drunk.

He done fucked up all night drinking monkey huice on his job!

monkey juice by Coz August 22, 2003

Pimp Juice 

A 2004 Jeep Wrangler built by the Hip Hop star "Nelly", this vehicle was originally sold on eBay with the money donated to benefit the Jes Us 4 Jackie organization. The organization, which he founded with his sister, Jackie Donahue, encourages African-Americans to participate in bone marrow donor registration programs.

This Jeep is now in Texas being owned by a cool old bald headed white dude named Terry.

That is one fine "Pimp Juice" Jeep

Pimp Juice by trodery July 30, 2009

crack juice 

Ingredients:
-1 half gallon of vodka
-4 cans of lemon concentrate
-16 beers

Mix all these together and let it brew for about 30 minutes and you're ready to go.

-"man lets get a lot of people F'ed up but in a delicious way"
-"alright lets make some crack juice"

crack juice by MarcoRambobologna January 21, 2008

ass crack juice 

After an intimate session of woman on top, her cum that makes its way down into a guys ass crack- reacting with his ass juice(sweat) to create an awful stench.

You'll need more than a casual shower to get rid of that ass crack juice.

ass crack juice by todd h November 30, 2006