brain potato 

a large grouping of hard snot or a solid booger extracted from one's nostrils while contemplating any subject.

while answering my girlfriends question about whether or not her sister beulah with the acne problem was attractive i rubbed my nose and discovered a large mass of hardened snot i then proceeded to pull it out, scrape it off in an ashtray and said to my girlfriend, fuck no !!!! stupid. i just yanked a brain potato so large it would pass for your sisters left cheek.

brain potato by fixer 2006 April 30, 2007

stoner-brain 

1. Person
a)who is habitually intoxicated by drugs and/or alcohol
b)who is unable to think clearly and make sound decisions due to habitual use of narcotics.
2. Refers to the impaired mental ability of a drug addict to make rational and consistent thoughts

Tom is a stoner-brain so high on bong he can't tell his dick from his ass

stoner-brain by WebC December 3, 2007

left brained syndrome 

the opposite of openminded & free thinking. non-holistic and in-the-box minded people. people with left brained syndrome could be labelled as "sheeple" or said to be contained in a "mental prison"

they tend to be lacking in any spirituality, they ride the cultural wave, follow all the current trends and are the system's bitch. they dont think for themselves, dont question authority, dont question their own beliefs, dont question others beliefs, and are often opposed to progressive thinking and controversial ideas.

they follow predetermined patterns of behaviour, and mimick how other people act instead of doing what they feel is right. many attach themselves to ideologies and with no basis, believe and defend these ideologies with a life and death attitude.

left brained syndrome is an unfortunate pandemic.

the best and quickest cure for left brained syndrome is psychedelic drugs...unfortunately, the syndrome causes these people to be highly opposed to these substances... ironic.

righty brain: want to smoke some dmt?

lefty brain: no, its illegal and i must follow the law. also, the christian god i devoutly follow would be very dissapointed in me.

left brained syndrome by danand August 22, 2012

brain 

1. When a male grabs his ball sack at the base and squeezes until the testicles are stretched to the point it resembles the human brain.

Mikey gave his co-worker "the brain" in which he received two swift kicks in the ass.

For more information, watch "Waiting"

brain by Anonymous...10-25-07 November 12, 2007

Brainskeeze 

Like brain freeze when one eats or drinks a frozen food or beverage too fast and they feel a suddennly painful sensation, brainskeeze is in reference to when a girl or fag sucks a dick too fast and takes in too much skeeze(sperm,skeet, giz, etc.) in which she will too feel that same startling painful sensation as experienced with brainfreeze.

Man: "Ah yeah baby suck that dick for daddy!"

Woman or fag: "Hmmm...Hmmm oh no... not again... I was suckin the dick too fast... oh shit! (clutches forehead in pain) it hurts I gots brainskeeze, oh shit it hurts ima hoe ima bitch!"

Brainskeeze by Moun a.k.a Toby a.k.a Kunta Kinte a.k.a. Slim October 30, 2007

Brain Attack

Where you've heard or seen the stupidest thing as of yet, causing you to enter a trance-like coma for a few seconds, stunned that you just heard or saw that. You get them less frequently as you grow older, because every time you've had a brain attack, you need to see or hear something stupider than that to get another one. These are usually said while not under the influence of anything, because under those circumstances where below is said while high, it does not have the same effect. the below is said while perfectly functional, inducing brain attacks.

Guy #1: You know... wars sucks, cuz like, if people minded their own business and like didn't start wars, we wouldn't have wars and everything would be chill yanno?
Guy #2: OMFG you are soo right! you should be like, president of the world or something
Guy #3: If we had a president of the world there would be no wars!!!
Guy #4: I.. I have... argh -.-.....
Guy #2: Are you alright?
Guy #4:...
Guy #5: You shitbricks gave him a brain attack.

Brain Attack by Dr. Roflpotomas March 29, 2010

Brain 

1) An intricately organized bundle of organic cables (axons) and processors (cell bodies) encased within the skull. It is responsible for all human thought and cognition.

2) A fatty piece of meat lodged in your head that, in males, is often in direct competition with the BALLS. (For most, the balls win). Also the most popular food item for zombies and Star Jones.

1) The nerdy, sex-deprived scientist opened up his lab supervisor's skull and was about to examine the guy's BRAIN, when he started to get really hungry, and then deduced logically that he was indeed a zombie.

2) Jimmy was contemplating whether or not to thrust his schlong into his girlfriend's pooper, when it suddenly became clear that his BRAIN was losing the contest to his balls.

Brain by OpposingForks March 3, 2011