Definitions by WebC

stoner-brain 

1. Person
a)who is habitually intoxicated by drugs and/or alcohol
b)who is unable to think clearly and make sound decisions due to habitual use of narcotics.
2. Refers to the impaired mental ability of a drug addict to make rational and consistent thoughts

Tom is a stoner-brain so high on bong he can't tell his dick from his ass

stoner-brain by WebC December 3, 2007

ride shotgun 

1. To ride in the front passenger seat. The phrase is a direct allusion to the armed guard who sat beside the stagecoach driver
2. To keep a watchful eye on something or someone

Jon gets sick during long trips so he always prefers to ride shotgun

ride shotgun by WebC October 28, 2007