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Vlad The Impaler 

Vlad Tepes, Prince of Wallachia, was a figure in the Medieval era who has become connected with the Dracula legend. Forget bloodsucking, this guy was in to much more hardcore stuff. He impaled friend and foe alike. One he turned back a Turkish army when they saw thousands upon thousands of their comrades dead on wooden stakes. Once, when an envoy refused to take off his turban in his presence Vlad had it nailed to his head.
Of course, this didn't help Vlad when the Reaper came knocking for him. Eventually he was killed, by the Turks or rebellious nobles we cannot be sure. But his head was cut off, preserved in honey to keep it sweet and then stuck on a pole.
Despite his apparently hideous crimes Vlad was a good ruler. He insisted on total loyalty from his people and his ruthlessness aided him in his war against the Turkish invaders. When first ascending to power one of his first moves was to imprison the treacherous boyars who probably killed his father. And rather than heap favours upon old Lords he apparently prefered to knight members of the peasantry.
Although, as we've seen, it wasn't enough to save him.
Vlad The Impaler was a horribly cruel man but an effective warlord and disciplinarian.
Vlad The Impaler by Tyburn January 2, 2008

vinnie the pooh 

1.the cousin of winnie the pooh
2.eats yogurt instead of honey
one day vinnie the pooh and winnie the pooh decide to meet up and mix yogurt and hunny to get hogurt or yunny.
vinnie the pooh by sprtsgy1989 June 17, 2011
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you are the 1,000,000th vistor!

The stupidest type of spam that gives you a porn virus. Urg. It's always blinking of the side of the screen with the most abnoxious colors; normally creating seziers.
YOU ARE THE 1,000,000th VISTOR! YOU WIN!

Vote For The Worst 

Vote for the worst is made up of a group of over-weight middle aged housewives who sit around their computer all day stalking people half their age. They follow American Idol and stalk all the contestants because they themselves have no lives. Since they have become old and over-weight they try to live vicariously through younger people.
Who is that fat piglet that sits in front of the computer all day. "It must be someone from Vote For The Worst".

Scott Pilgrim VS the World 

A crazy funny movie starring Michael Cera and directed by Edgar Wright, based on the graphic novels by Bryan Lee O'Malley. It tells the story of Scott Pilgrim, a lovable slacker who meets the girl of his dreams but must defeat her 7 evil exes to date her.
Scott Pilgrim VS the World- "I'm in lesbians with you."

Vroom vroom from the back 

Butt sex; anal sex; when a man shoves his penis up a woman's ass. (Could be in a males ass too.)
I went to do da Vroom vroom from the back with your mother.....37 TIMES!!!!

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.
The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.