Finger Friendly Pants

Pants that are worn by a lady when watching a particularly masculine event, that are condusive to some discreet pleasuring in the crotch region. Aka a lillte finger tap dancing

While watching her stud neighbor remove the cylinder heads from the 1987 Chrysler 5th Ave, she was glad she was wearing her finger friendly pants.

by anonymous April 4, 2022

tiger in your pants

A figure of speech suggesting that a person is ‘turned on’ and wants to have sex.

Hell yeah, it was pretty obvious you had a tiger in your pants!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2023

Bitchy McBitch Pants

The guy, Lenny, who was the cashier at Wendy's. He was complaining, being a bitch, and sitting around doing nothing. So I said to him, "Hey, shithead! Stop being such a Bitchy McBitch Pants and I'll pay for my food! Just stop fucking complaining.", yeah...I'm banned from that specific Wendy's now. At least I got my food.

Lenny: But Mr. Cale, I don't want to serve that asshole (me) food...

Mr. Cale (his boss): Look Bitchy McBitch Pants, I can fucking fire you (this Wendy's was weird-New York at it's finest) if I wanted!

Lenny: Ugh! Fine!

Me: I just came for some fucking food, I'm starving over here!

by Calculon_2.0 November 25, 2013

Cry in your pants

Being so excited about something that you cum in your pants excessively.

"Hey Jordan tell me about that new show. I don't know man it's gonna make you cry in your pants"

by jag0041200 October 7, 2011

pants down presidency

A supremely fitting ending to the very worst presidency in the history of the United States of America.

So, any thoughts on shit-bag trump not accepting his landslide loss in the 2020 election?
Loss!? He WON the election. Millions of votes were systematically stolen by the satanic Dominion election software, Hugo Chavez' ghost and George Soros liberal democratic agenda!!
Maybe, but isn't it worth considering that this administration has dis-served the America like none other in recorded history and that we're simply dealing with a pants down presidency deserving of condemnation, prosecution and incarceration for crimes against humanity.

by YAWA November 20, 2020

splooged my pants

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

by tzanks July 28, 2016

Silky Bitch Pants

Pants meant for keeping warm prior to sporting events, occasionally worn as pajamas. Known for being extremely comfortable and making a swishing sound when walking around in them.

Damn, I wish I had some silky bitch pants, it's getting chilly outside!

by SWHoll October 5, 2013