Two Bob Turnip

Two Bob Turnip is a name used to describe a specific Family of woolybacks that reside in The Suburban Semi Rural farming village of Purbrook. The Barron’s, or Two Bob Turnip’s are a Lower Middle Class Yuppie family that usually have ginger hair, Webbed Feet and Dogs with 3 legs, These Harmless Ginger Farmers spend their time smoking menthol, Watching Havant FC and getting rejected by average looking women, most of Us in Ptown Feel Sorry for them & see them as soulless ginger farmers

Who are those Ginger Lads on On The Bikes? Oh that’s The Barron Family, Ben & James always ride their bikes while doing the PaperRound, They are right Two Bob Turnips

by Bomb Voyage October 29, 2021

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J an silent bob

When you smoke a joint then fuck a girl without making a sound an after you bust you leave just as silently

Becky been confused for a week after I left her after a j an silent bob

by Scuttlered August 14, 2017

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Thingy Ma Bob

when you cant remember the damn name of something so you call it a Thingy Ma Bob

Dude: Wheres the thingy ma bob
Man: whats that
Dude: dunno where is it though

by Bofter September 3, 2018

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Jenna-Bean-Bob

Jenna Bean Bob. A real yin/yan. Often a Sweet soul young woman who will watch popeye with you at 4am, but with a dark and dangerous side. Jenna Bean Bobs are fiercely intelligence which they have been known to use for cunning escapades and naughtiness.

Renowned for leaving things in hotel rooms, including body parts.

Likes to get down and dirty with manual labourers like wood carvers. Jenna bean Bobs don’t mind getting sawdust where the sun fails to glow and will give you a night to cherish.

“Omg look at you flirting with those wood carvers! You’re being such a Jenna-Bean-Bob!”

by Splunky January 7, 2023

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