Jack Bauer 

1. Proper noun meaning the all mighty and powerful terroist killer.

see best or greatest or even ultimate

2. A crappy counterstrike player most of the time. Can be good if playing scrubs or gimps. See scrub.

Jack Bauer is the best character in action drama television ever.

Jack Bauer by Rock Out January 25, 2005

Panama Jack

Receiving a hand job, with the aid of Panama Jack tanning oil as a lubricant.

Bro, me and Tina were at the beach yesterday, it was basically a dead scene, I had a couple beers and she hooked me up with a Panama Jack.

Panama Jack by sanfred June 18, 2011

jacksowned

To convincingly associate someone with micheal jackson, or another jackson.

He got totally jacksowned when i put that picture of micheal jackson on his profile.

jacksowned by whoosh goes jesus in his deathmobile. May 13, 2005

Jacksonville breakfast 

A sexual act performed on the way to the workplace involving a man, a woman, and a bottle of ketchup. Details concerning particulars differ from person to person, with most too unspeakable to mention.

Did you see the look on Cole's face in the morning meeting? He looked like he'd just had a Jacksonville breakfast.

Jacksonville breakfast by scubasteven November 23, 2009

Jackson Shutter 

Flag shaped beam block on rotary stage used to block alignment beam from damaging delicate targets.

Someone forgot to remove the Jackson Shutter and we collected no data on the shot.

Jackson Shutter by ConcernedCitizen22 February 11, 2013

Jackshit Pollock 

(verb) the act of having diarrhea so badly that when you finish emptying your bowels it looks like you splatter painted the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.

"I think I must have eaten some bad fish tonight because I just Jackshit Pollocked that Shell bathroom."

Jackshit Pollock by Ms_TaySti8 November 19, 2015

Jacksio 

A loser memer kid. He's shy and and asshole. But if you ever have an relationship with a Jacksio, he's the most caring,'committed person. The totally opposite when he's with his friends. There's two sides to Jacksio. Be lucky if you get to see both sides

Omg he such a Jacksio.

Jacksio by Bitchy Whore October 16, 2016