salty liver

When you consume way too much alcohol that's your liver gets mad at you.

Jerry drank 16 pints of cold brew last night, he definitely caught a *Salty Liver*

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

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Plinko lives

You know why I have so much contempt for Jordan and his ilk? They want you to live their little plinko lives.

Hym "Bounce around until you land in your slot. If you're luck you land in the special golden people slot. Worry about yourself. Worry about the Satan in your own heart. Keep your mouth shut unless you're going to be pleasant. Live your little solipsistic life and don't worry about what I'm doing. Even if it screws you over. Live your little plinko lives."

I dot "But no bro, you can aim for the special golden chosen one slot, bro. You just gotta go in this hole and throw the ball really hard. It works every time."

Hym "Yeah? Really? Let's see it!"

I dot "What? Nah bro I'm already in my slot."

Hym "No. Really. I want to see it. Give everything you have away and do it again. You can't associate with anyone you know OR anyone who knows you (because before you were the super duper special one no one knew you). Give it all to me. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO IT RIGHT? That's what you're trying to tell me, right? When you tell me what I should be doing? So, if you know how to do it. Then YOU go do it again. I'll take what you have. YOU can go do the thing YOU know how to do. Everything works out better for everyone. I mean... You like hard work right? No? That's fine. You think it's BETTER to work hard right? Ok. Go work hard. YOU go do it."

I dot "I... I already..."

Hym "Do it again. I don't believe you. Do it again. I want to watch you do it this time. I want to see it happen. Do it again. Go."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

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Who lives longer juri or refan

REFAN DUHH shorter people live longer.

“rip juri”
“You’ll never be forgotten juri”

Who lives longer juri or refan

by Who lives longer July 28, 2023

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bioartificial liver device

A medical technology designed to support or replace the function of a damaged or failing liver.

bioartificial liver device, the reason to not be an alcoholic.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

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Actual Lives vs Theoretical Lives

To say "Dropping the nuclear bomb saved lives" is to weigh the actual lives lost against the theoretical lives that would have been theoretically lost and is to assume 1. That you can accurately predict how long the war was going to last and 2. You can accurately predict how many lives would have been lost.

Hym "Actual lives vs theoretical lives, Ben. You can't say that with any degree of ACTUAL certainty. Not intelligent and doing an incest cult doesn't make you better than everyone."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

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