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Flapeesh

Describes the female genitals.

Best used when the female in questions labia flaps clap into each other when she sprints, but can also be used to describe any kind of snatch.

A clap of the hands under the crotch to go along with the use of the word has its own funny merits.
"I bet that Chantelle's Flapeesh has its own gravitational pull!"
by CoonistPaul March 19, 2010
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Flapsize

A play on the word "cap-size", to flapsize a woman, is to prevent her from advancing with a man. It is the female equivalent to "cock-block"
Why don't you go over there and flapsize your sister by threatening that guy she has a crush on!
by VisexXEvans April 20, 2010
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Flapcat

When a woman has a loose or saggy vagina.
Jimmy had to use his whole fist because she had a flapcat
by Flapper69 May 2, 2010
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flapperdiddle

that girl Holly is a flapperdiddle
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flapjack

When a man shits on woman's chest and she squishes it between her breasts and eats it.
Person 1: DUDE I totally gave that girl a flapjack! Person 2: Your fucked in the head!
by KrazyLuke360 December 13, 2010
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flaptuous

Very cold. Does not have an exact temperature, but when it's hella cold outside, could be due to rain, wind, snow, or just lack of warmth.
It's so damn flaptuous out today. Wish I had brought my coat.
by dawgz525 December 15, 2010
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Flappernitt

A mixture of every derogatory term that exists in the universe.
Jimmy you are such a Flappernitt.
by kai11 March 17, 2011
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