A Flapperdinkle is an handheld assault gun that is commonly hiding in your rectum, it is used by
gangsters in Chicago to counter police pat downs. The weapon itself is a reliable, well built, and
destructive machine that is capable of bringing
the sweet release of death to anyone in your vicinity. The term ‘Flapperdinkle’ comes from the butt flap in most underclothes of the 19th century, city dwellers would open their rear flap and ‘dinkle’ hostiles.