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Awesome Sauce

An adjective describing something of nearly unfathomable awesomeness.

Or

A noun, describing a metaphorical sauce of awesomeness that washes over someone when they're in the presence of amazing things.
Tyler: Hey, you know that girl Amy?
Ben: Yeah, that chick is totally awesome sauce!

Jack: Did you see that baskettard shot?
Mississippi: Hard to tell - I was blinded by awesome sauce.
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West Virginia Sauce 

ranch dressing in a little white plastic dipping cup, referred to by West Virginians as a "sida raanch". Quickly outpacing all other condiments in sales, popularity, and causes of emergency room visits. Uses include: dipping for french fries, onion rings, cheese sticks, buffalo wings, pizza crust, in place of mayo on sandwiches, dip for the last few bites of your cheeseburger, and (although rarely) as dip for fresh vegetables or on salad. Failure to supply ranch at a family gathering often results in estrangement. Forgetting the "sida raanch" when waiting tables is the ultimate kiss of death for gratuities.
Bob: Hi, I'm Bob, I'll be your waiter today. What can I get you to drink?

Verna: I'll have some coke. Oh, and a side of ranch dressing.

Tom: I'll have coffee. And we'd like to order your sampler platter, with some ranch dressing.

Bob: Would you like cream with your coffee?

Tom: No, just some ranch dressing will be fine. Thanks.

Governer Manchin: "Due to continued, sustained sales increases, popularity among the people of West Virginia, and general deliciousness, I declare ranch dressing to be hereby known as 'West Virginia Sauce'. I am recommending that we reinvest all teacher's retirement funds into Kraft foods and Hidden Valley, and implementing a ranch curriculum in our junior high schools to prepare young West Virginians for their futures in food service."

hitting the sauce 

(N.B. not to be confused with a sauce hitter, a noun and related term

verb: being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline, without knowing much about said discipline.
boy : Is barium chloride edible?

mother: Victor how dare you talk such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please stop hitting the sauce, all right? And if you're going to continue in the same vein in our relationship itself will start to hit the fan; I won't stand for it to have a sauce hitter in my house.
hitting the sauce by Uncle Dimma February 13, 2014

sauce male 

a variation of 'sex male' for overly saucy males.
sauce male by noize December 10, 2003

Saucepan Skillet Pies 

The series of words used, meant to be a sort of food, after killing another oponoent in anything during your life.
You my IBA team made SaucePan Skillet Pies all over the hawks, we killed them 32-13

Sauce-o-meter 

Sort of a number line used to dicribe things that are Saucey or Un-Saucey. Words or phrases right of the zero are good or possitve(saucey). Words or phrases left of zero on the Sauce-o-meter are bad or negitve (un-saucey).

Pronounced: sauce-om-a-ter
(In homeroom)Nick: yo im bored!
Mike: lets make some way to rate "saucey"
Nick: We need a SAUCE-O-METER!

Saucetache

A mustache of leftover sauce or condiments, such as ketchup or steak sauce
Todd had a saucetache because he drowned his steak in sauce.
Saucetache by Up4Ownage February 1, 2010