Monkey Muncher 

Women who preform oral sex on one another.

Girl, is she gay?
Not for sure. You're a Monkey Muncher, you should know!

Monkey Muncher by NaeKay June 29, 2009

monkey sniffer 

A Monkey Sniffer is someone who likes to smell a monkey's bottom.
Also known as an offence term for a person.

"Oi! Monkey Sniffer!"

monkey sniffer by gee man September 25, 2005

Monkey Wrench 

Is a male term used to describe that act of hideing a boner on the waist band of there pants. One of the best ways to hide an erection

Guy1"i got a mad hard on"
Chick1"monkey wrench that shit its nasty"
Guy2"please do or itll get wacked"

Monkey Wrench by Hunter Williams October 27, 2009

Monkey Marang 

This originated in Grand Haven High School. A sexual act involving at least 12 people, a weight room, and a lot of lotion. This is the act of using weight equipment as dildos and each male/female must partake in each act. This is where the lotion comes in.

The high school football team had a Monkey Marang today. I video taped it if you want a copy.

Monkey Marang by Extro Zifer March 20, 2011

monkey butt 

a clapping of the hands together to resemble a monkeys butt

the monkeys with no hair on there asses

monkey butt by matt January 20, 2005

Monkey Pouch 

1.Can be used in many situations as an insult. Not very dirty or vulgar but gets the point across.
2.Also can be used as a substitute of vagina. Can even be used around kids.
3.In very rare cases a purse like object used by monkeys to store food and such.

1.drunk guy 1 "man i don't wanna do 12 shots in a row"

drunk guy 2 "quit being a monkey pouch and grow a pair"

2. *lady bends over to grab something

guy "yo i just saw her monkey pouch!"

3. "i just saw a monkey carrying a pouch....a monkey pouch?"

Monkey Pouch by creepy eye clown July 7, 2011

Monkey puncher 

Someone who looses at all contests and give-aways

I'll never win sxephil's give-aways because I'm a monkey puncher!

Monkey puncher by Buttface65436 August 5, 2011