dick lips 

Used to describe a females full, lush lips. In consideration of how it would feel to receive oral sex from her.

"She has nice dicklips."

dick lips by the devil made me do it February 22, 2003

Dick cheese 

1: Smegma, a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture which occurs in both female and male mammalian genitalia, whether they be cut or uncut. Its intended purpose is to clean and lubricate the genitals. Usually refers to an excessive buildup of the substance on male genitalia, which, depending on partner preference, can either be very gross or very hot.

2: Richard Cheese, comedian and musician, head of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a cover and comedy act which makes lounge/swing jazz covers of popular rock, metal, rap and hip hop songs.

1: "I was about to give him head, but I pulled back his foreskin and found a lot of dick cheese."

2: "Have you heard Dick Cheese's cover of Down With The Sickness? It was on the Dawn of the Dead remake, was pretty funny."

Dick cheese by xakkun August 23, 2012

Dick n' Dash 

1.Immediantly leaving after the completion of intercourse.

"that asshole dick n' dashed me last night"

"Dick n' dash den do yo friend"

Dick n' Dash by Evolve.Devolve January 25, 2009

dick merchant 

A peddler of penis. One who handles, touches, tastes, and is overall very knowledgeable about penis and penis lore.

Daniel: "Dude, I heard that David has a small penis."

SoS: "Don't be a dick merchant, Daniel."

dick merchant by SoAS February 2, 2014

dick cheney 

Pwns at Hunting Old People

Dick Cheney shot his old bastard friend in the face and played it off like it was an accident. what a badass

dick cheney by Daniel Hennagir November 11, 2006

Dick Clark 

An Invincible Man who has his own television special once a year on CBS after he leaves the Cryogenic holds of a new york laboratory. After his television special, he is frozen once again to retain his perpetual looks for all of eternity

When Nuclear Holocaust happens, Dick and Cockroaches will be the only thing still living.

Dick Clark by Chris.Pwn.J00 December 31, 2004

dick holster 

1. The mouth of a person that displeases you. Insult

2. The mouth of a person that pleases you. complement

1. Steve, shut you filthy dick holster, you talk too much.

2. God, I love it when women put lip gloss on their dick holsters.

dick holster by leadthrower August 28, 2006