Monkey-hammer 

The world defines Monkey-hammer as a hammer used to hit monkeys by an abusive Zoo Keeper. The real definition of Monkey-hammer is that it's a slang word for a guy's penis. Monkey is a woman's pussy and hammer is a guy's penis. Alternate words are: Pussy-smasher, kitty-stabber, cherry-popper, and pie-cutter, etc.

Dan: Look at that hot-ass chick over there! She's got a tight-ass body, but look at that fat pussy!

Wade: Let me get my Monkey-hammer ready!

Monkey-hammer by Apollyon the Kenite July 30, 2020

monkey monday's 

Monkey Monday's is the start of the week where women post or share selfies of their vaginas online all day Monday for ratings.

Karen is always post videos on Pornhub and Xvideos of her masturbating with cucumber on Monkey Monday's

monkey monday's by WNN4169 June 22, 2020

Monkey Mangle 

Similar to the donkey punch in origins, but different in the fact that the one fucking the woman from behind jumps on her back while fucking her and then proceeds to pummel her in a wild fashion. After the woman is out cold he then ends this sexual act by throwing his own feces at the woman.

To relieve stress I went over to your mom's house and gave her a good ole' Monkey Mangle.

Monkey Mangle by Goat May 4, 2004

Monkey Aggro 

Background: From CoH, Fire Imps. They look like little burning monkies and they have a mind all their own.
Definition: Being dragged into a bad situation by forces out of your control.

example: You stop killing baddies to manage your enhancements, and while you aren't looking the fire imps have aggro'd a level 50 Archvillan and he sends you to the hospital with one shot.

Monkey Aggro by Seabass December 8, 2004

Monkey Dollars 

money the american monkeys use via the destruction of the earth, monkey dollars will fend for your every whim cos you will be able to buy some monkeys to be your bitches

doud i got me a monkey for a bitch its like being in jail again

doud these monkeys bum harder than ther monkey dollars

Monkey Dollars by Mr nobody March 12, 2005

Monkey sucker 

A term that suggests that someone sucks a monkey's dick.Used mostly to discribe someone who is displeasing by acting gay, ridiculous, mean, over controlling, stuckup ect.

Our music teacher is a total monkey sucker.

Monkey sucker by Jen299 September 6, 2005

monkey tug 

When you receive a hand job from a black prostitute, male or female.

Down in Newark, it's $50 for a monkey tug.

monkey tug by Gordon G March 12, 2008