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bare wank

Where you whip it out in bed when it's raw, and use no soap or any other form of lubricant
Yo, last night I had a bare wank because I ran out of tomato puree to beat my meat with
by Bigman2000 November 26, 2017
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Wank weiner wednesday

Every wednesday, you Can wank off

Also called WWW
Bro it’s Wank weiner wednesday, wank the fuck off
by Gussekrab November 11, 2019
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Blue Badge Wank

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
by Dr Form November 1, 2020
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Pirate Wank

When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”
I laughed so much last night after Pirate Wanking Suzie
by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025
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Wank

My ship of walter x Hank from breaking bad
"My favourite ship is wank"
by Oman247 November 23, 2021
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Wank n' spank

is just another fancy schmancy word for masturbation. That's all. Pretty simple.

For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”
When I'm horny it is tempting to go wank n' spank.
by Bill Beef July 3, 2025
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bluetooth wanking

When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.
Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”

Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking
by BoardCard November 12, 2019
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