3 definitions by jillstobbs_

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The act of having your sexual partner ignore the fact that you have just ejaculated on their chest, usually continuing sex as if nothing happened.
Girl: Cmon, ram me harder, yes! Yes!
Guy: Uh, I already blew my loa-
Girl: HARDER!!
Guy: Fuck, your pulling a teddy roosevelt
by jillstobbs_ September 02, 2017
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Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.
Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.
by jillstobbs_ October 17, 2016
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When you stick a worm in your urethra and you have to ejaculate it out before it crawls in.
Mom: Jordan, do the damn dishes!
Jordan: Hang on, i'm doing a Wormhole wank!

Mom: You kept the bait from fishing earlier?
by jillstobbs_ September 08, 2017
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