ass gasket

Paper toilet seat covers

They ran out of ass gaskets in the bathroom, so I had to make a sofa out of TP.

by chickenOrBeef October 21, 2003

lard ass

A fat person

That Lard Ass had better watch his weight.

by Lisa November 7, 2003

cat's ass

absolutley, without a doubt, for sure, unbeatable, "can't be licked"

"That brand of whiskey is the cat's ass"
or
"I'll drink this whole bottle of whiskey, cat's ass"

by RT July 19, 2004

half-ass

The act of doing something without motivation or care as to the quality of the object at hand. To not give a shit.

Jon: "Damn we have a paper due tommorow?"

Chris: "Dude, don't fucking half-ass that shit."

by Cali4niaBreez October 4, 2005

dumb ass

(n.) someone who is unbelieveably stupid or does stupid things.

Ryan, you are such a dumb ass for playing baseball with broken bones.

by AMV September 2, 2005

ass licker

1) Someone willing to lick the inside of the buttocks. Yeah, the hole.

2) A sycophant.

Hey ass licker, come lick me out


threnody isn't cool, you're such an ass licker.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

Ass sweater

A sweater a woman ties around her waist to hide her ass while jogging, walking or exercising. While most of these women have good figures from their exercise, they are likely self-conscious of others staring at their ass.

"Wow--check out the tight body on that jogger!"

"Yeah...it's too bad she's wearing an ass sweater."

by Trashy Freeman June 2, 2009