Off-Lease

Hooking up with a former virgin who just broke up with their first lover.

Guy1: Yo I heard you were trying to hook up with Whitney. It's not happening, she's been with Jack since middle school!

Guy2: Na man she finally broke up with him, I just got her Off-Lease.

Guy1: Wow, you know you will either end up as her rebound guy or marry her right?

by nypaliguy September 17, 2009

Croc Off

A Croc-Like rubber shoe that isn't actually made by the brand "Croc"

(A Knock Off)

"Man,Crocs are bad but Croc Offs are EVEN worse!!!"

by Fat Morgan November 1, 2007

off the hip

To estimate or explain something with little or no data, usually when the problem is brought to attention. Probably a slang term derived from a cowboy pulling his gun "off the hip" for little or no reason.

I asked for july's sale numbers, and the off the hip response was around 100,000 dollars.

My boss asked me why the servers kept crashing. "Off the hip, I would say it's because they're not plugged into a UPS, and the power is not clean. But I would really need to review the crash logs for a more authoritative answer".

by Jack the Dejackifier July 5, 2018

swag off

When someone has too much swag going on and you cant stand it anymore so you just want tell them to go away.

Jim: ''I'm the Big G I got a cool mutherfucking swag.''
Jess:''Then swag off will ya!''

by Doc Dumpling July 11, 2016

Toffing off

The act of masturbating to cheltenham highlights/ the boat race on BBC 1.

"Ooh, University Challenge!"
-"I need some alone time" (comences toffing off)

by Her_Ladyship April 23, 2010

off the cock

(Of a woman) Not having sex.

Usage note: usually to suggest the visibility of such state through irritable, out-of-order, or eccentric behavior.

What's with all the meanness, girl?! Someone's off the cock...

by SomewhereElse August 16, 2016

Fudge off

A non-curse word synonym of f*** off.

Guy 1: Hello, donkeyhole!

Guy 2: Fudge off!!!!

by Matthew678 February 12, 2019