scale of 1-10 like---love 

1= You don't really see yourself with the other person, maybe you just think that person is cute or something.

2= You're starting to get to know the other person, or just think they're more attractive.

3= You really can look at them and kind of want them to be yours, you're starting to get a large attraction to them but not their personality.

4= You can start to see yourself with that person.

5= You can really see yourself with that specific person, you think about them or look at them more often.

6= You think of them about 50% of the time, no matter what you're doing, and you look at them very often.

7= You think of them 75%-90% of the time, you really want them to be with you, or at least do something to show they like you back.

8= You can't get the other person out of your head 90-100% of the time.

9= You want them so much, the thought of them is like a gateway drug to you. And you don't even do drugs.

10= You are head over heels in love with them, addicted to them, and you're practically always drooling over them. They are really all you think about.

Girl: How much do you like him on the scale of 1-10 like---love?

Girl 2: About a 7, I think about him a lot.

Girl 1: Oh, that much?

Girl2: Yeah. I want him to like me... *dreamy face*

scale of 1-10 like---love by BritishStatue October 26, 2011

hung like a 3 year old 

When you have a small pecker

Walter has a small peter, it looks like he is hung like a 3 year old.

hung like a 3 year old by T Horse July 18, 2006

Drivin like a Minnesotan 

Where a driver is merging onto the highway going 20 miles per hour

because the driver of the SUV was Drivin like a Minnesotan he caused an accident

Drivin like a Minnesotan by DerangedShadow January 6, 2008

I like like you, like more than like, like LIKE LIKE you. Like REALLY LIKE LIKE LIKE you 

You mean LOVE?

Dad- "I like like you, like more than like, like LIKE LIKE you. Like REALLY LIKE LIKE LIKE you"
Son- "you mean love?"
Dad- "no"

I like like you, like more than like, like LIKE LIKE you. Like REALLY LIKE LIKE LIKE you by ARIANAGRANDESTITS124 September 5, 2017

smells like cow ass 

A childlike and less offensive way of suggesting that something might be bullshit.

Oh Dad, that totally smells like cow ass!

smells like cow ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

Bent like Trent 

(adjective) Whenever a person makes an obviously unwise business decision that will undoubtedly bring harm to them in the immediate or not too distant future.

Robert's fucking out there, the fucking piece of shit is bent like Trent and ripping everyone off he can, slinging that fake H that's already put a few cats down for the count. He's gonna end up deep-sixxed sooner rather than later, and that's probably for the best.

Bent like Trent by Nikki Stixx May 21, 2021

ain't like talkin bout 

Something that is OK, but only mediocre hypothetically compared to something else. If it was like talkin bout then you'd be talkin bout it.

That food was alright, but it ain't like talkin bout. (The food could have been better, but no complaints)

Your car is fast, but it ain't like talkin bout.

ain't like talkin bout by Gooseph April 13, 2008