Toffing off

The act of masturbating to cheltenham highlights/ the boat race on BBC 1.

"Ooh, University Challenge!"
-"I need some alone time" (comences toffing off)

by Her_Ladyship April 23, 2010

Rip-Off

Either something really expensive or a cheap circumcision.

Yid 1: So, you had a free circumcision I hear?
Yid 2: Yep, the entire fucking family, 23 rip-offs

by the_ultimate_lad September 7, 2016

Off-Lease

Hooking up with a former virgin who just broke up with their first lover.

Guy1: Yo I heard you were trying to hook up with Whitney. It's not happening, she's been with Jack since middle school!

Guy2: Na man she finally broke up with him, I just got her Off-Lease.

Guy1: Wow, you know you will either end up as her rebound guy or marry her right?

by nypaliguy September 17, 2009

meffed off

a mixture off miffed and pissed off, so therefore annoyed

Duncan was meffed off that the girl he was in love with continued to refer to him as her GBF.

by duncan's gbf July 27, 2009

sexied off

past tense; to pass by with very sexy actions or noises.

Damn! A turbo-ed e30 just passed by, blow off valved and sexied off!

by eddie ramos November 11, 2008

Off-roading

When you are licking an unshaven girl's vagina and your tongue wanders into her pubes.

A: "Bro, last night I went off-roading when I was eating out Caitlin..."
B: "F"

by MadeByForce November 4, 2019

Croc Off

A Croc-Like rubber shoe that isn't actually made by the brand "Croc"

(A Knock Off)

"Man,Crocs are bad but Croc Offs are EVEN worse!!!"

by Fat Morgan November 1, 2007