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Ass Herd
An ass herd is a group of uneducated unemployed people that hang out in a semi public setting at strange hours of the day. similar to beggers but way too lazy to beg for any sort of money as they are still being supported and breast fed by their parents. An ass herd usually consists of several ratty looking people, usually malnourished and poorly goomed, a fat kid that thinks he is tough, and a couple other various shady characters. Typically an ass herd has an extremely small female population. Not to be confused with a sausage fest, in an ass herd the female population consists of some things that can be loosely refered to as women, typically looking as if they just crawled out of a cement mixer full of glass.
Not much is know about the migration patterns of an ass herd or their mating rituals. Typically due to social retardation ass herd members pass the female around in a secret santa like fashon.
Not much is know about the migration patterns of an ass herd or their mating rituals. Typically due to social retardation ass herd members pass the female around in a secret santa like fashon.
Ass Herd by feetofmeat April 8, 2010
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Ass Puppeteer
A person given the asinine task of teaching the stupid, unteachable persons of substandard intelligence.
The professor came back with the test, and the first words out of his mouth were, "boy, do I feel like an Ass Puppeteer in this class."
Ass Puppeteer by ChessFella July 3, 2012
ass chug
Downing alcohol through ones anus to get extremely drunk. Jackass coined this by asschugging beer through a beer bong into stevo's ass.
Me: Dude wanna get really drunk?
Friend: Hell yeah I'll grab the ass funnel, you get the moonshine
Me: Ass chug ready?
Friend: Ass chug 10-4 over
Me: commencing ass chug
Friend: Hell yeah I'll grab the ass funnel, you get the moonshine
Me: Ass chug ready?
Friend: Ass chug 10-4 over
Me: commencing ass chug
ass chug by BUTTCHUGASSPLUNGE April 18, 2014
ass shove
1. Penetrating someone anally with a hand
2. (in media) Counteracting an ass pull move
3. When a writing/film company rejects a story that came out of someone's ass and tells them to scrap the said horrible idea.
2. (in media) Counteracting an ass pull move
3. When a writing/film company rejects a story that came out of someone's ass and tells them to scrap the said horrible idea.
1. You better shut it, or I'll give you an ass shove that will make you cry for centuries.
2. Oh, I see that you have decided to use the Ass Pull Technique. You fail! I'll use my very first attack to give you an ass shove, and literally send that attack to your ass!
3. You think that story is a godsend? That story obviously looks like it was farted from someone's ass! Better do an ass shove or I'll do it for you.
2. Oh, I see that you have decided to use the Ass Pull Technique. You fail! I'll use my very first attack to give you an ass shove, and literally send that attack to your ass!
3. You think that story is a godsend? That story obviously looks like it was farted from someone's ass! Better do an ass shove or I'll do it for you.
Ass Cannon
When you have consumed large amounts of food that turns your shit into a liquidy substance and you are able to spew massive amounts of liquid shit from your ass in bursts of atleast 5 seconds
Ass Cannon by I put pp in your coke December 3, 2016