5 definitions by I put pp in your coke

An event that takes place after you pleasure yourself to some questionable shit. The event starts immediately after climax, in which you feel nothing but shame and regret and sometimes even suicidal urges. The event could last up to entire weeks before the "Train" derails.
After jerking off to pictures of people in the yearbook and to pictures of my aunt, the Regret Train hit hard. I immediately started attempting many different types of suicide.
by I put pp in your coke December 02, 2017
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When you have consumed large amounts of food that turns your shit into a liquidy substance and you are able to spew massive amounts of liquid shit from your ass in bursts of atleast 5 seconds
Tom had an Ass Cannon stream that was 7 seconds long.
by I put pp in your coke December 03, 2016
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When you have consumed large amounts of food that turns your shit into a liquidy substance and you are able to spew massive amounts of liquid shit from your ass in bursts of atleast 5 seconds
Tom had an Ass Cannon stream that was 7 seconds long.
by I put pp in your coke December 03, 2016
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The only fucking word that can fucking be used any fucking where fucking because it's fucking the best fucking word in all of fucking existence. Fuckers. Its also the term for fucking having sexual fucking with a partner.
I fucking hate when fucking morons fucking can't do fucking jackshit. Holy fucking shit, thatsa whole lotta fucking i just fucking did. Im fucking a big ass right now , fuckshit.
by I put pp in your coke December 03, 2016
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