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Zitoo.

A person that is;

<big><big>1.Jerk</big>

The kind of guy most girls ACTUALLY want when they say they want a Nice Guy.

Jerks are selfish, manipulative bastards who see women as little more then sexual conquests to brag about to their buddies or mere objects that are there for their personal pleasure. As to ensure the post-sex breakup will be in their favor, Jerks often play the "sensative guy" early on so the girl will make most of the moves on HIM, and after he's done with her and dumps her for some other girl just like her, he can make it look like she's at fault for coming on too strong, and consequently she'll take him back if he chooses to return for seconds.

<big><big>2.player</big></big>

A male who is skilled at manipulating ("playing") others, and especially at seducing women by pretending to care about them, when in reality they are only interested in sex. Possibly derived from the phrases "play him for a fool", or "play him like a violin". The term was popularized by hip-hop culture, but was commonly recognized among urban American blacks by the 1970s.

<big><big>3.queer</big></big>

Originally meant to describe something as unusual or strange. Became a deroggatory word to describe homosexuals. More recently, it has been reclaimed by non-heterosexuals as a word used to describe themselves. Queer can now be used to describe homosexuals, bisexuals, and transgendered people. In scholarly studies the word queer is also used to describe those who practice unconventional sex (e.g. bondage, etc.), therefore even heterosexuals can sometimes be defined as queer.

<big><big>4.Manwhore</big></big>

A Manwhore is a male that has several key attributes. A typically young (18-25)male who dresses in designer clothing, carries multiple cellphones, has become a master of manipulating women, and makes it his personal mission to sleep with as many different women as possible qualifies as a manwhore. He also has virtually no emmotional attachment to any of his victims. The reputaion of manwhore makes gaining new potential victims somewhat difficult, so most manwhores are forced to switch territories and stomping grounds frequently. However, even in familair enviornments, many manwhores can continue to get laid by playing the "im misunderstood, or "Im just pissed and acting out over a bad breakup" card. A true master in both deception and cunni
This person name is Zitoo.
by HatingYoyoandTifoooo. June 26, 2009
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butt zits

The little, annoying flaws you find when you dig deeper into something that's beautiful on the surface... like a woman who looks gorgeous clothed, but has a pimply butt when you get her undressed.
OS X Leopard is beautiful on the surface, but it's still got a few butt zits to be sandpapered off in the next release.
by Craptologist January 12, 2008
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state zitte

"State Zitte" is Italian for "shut up." It is pronounced "STAH-tay DZEE-tay." It comes from the Italian words "stare (STAH-ray)," meaning "to be" or "to stay," and "zitto (DZEE-toh)," meaning "silent." This particular conjugation can only be used when talking to a group of women.

When talking to a single male: Sta' zitto.
... a single female: Sta' zitta.
... a group of males: State zitti
... a group of females: State zitte.
by Hoobajoobalicious December 27, 2003
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zithers

A comparison for 'faggot' or 'gay', normally used in north american culture.
he's as gay as zithers
by mljagm November 16, 2009
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zitko

when you shit, piss, vomit cum and bleed on someone basically all at the same time. The sex that goes with it is usually shit too.
Omg eww, I just did a zitko, that was sooo chat.
by tc64 January 9, 2008
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tit zits

zits on a tit (a nasty turn-off, no matter how big the tit)
We all see Alicia's tit zits when she wears a bikini. She currently has no boyfriend.
by kickflipdude July 23, 2011
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zitpick

when someone constantly criticizes you for ever little mark and pimple, even if your acne isnt really that bad.
I hate to zitpick but you need to get some proactive for that giant boil on your kneck

Dude theres hardly anything there.

...Yeah you might want to see a dermatologist though
by Redhawk23 August 13, 2010
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