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your an idiot

a response that
1) makes one chuckle
2) proves that you didn't have a good English teacher
3) is said by true idiots
4) is now in Urban Dictionary
Johnny: 1+1=2
Dave: No it doesn't, STFU!
Johnny: I'm right!
Dave: Wow, your an idiot!
your an idiot by CChac May 10, 2008

your boss 

Is an asshole
your boss is also self-explanatory
your boss by your best idiot April 5, 2010

your dad is 44

Famous lyric used by Big Shaq(Roadman Shaq) in the song: "Man's Not Hot"
Hopping out the Ford door, with the .44, that's 1,2,3, and 4. Chilling in the corridor. Your dad is 44.
your dad is 44 by dankting December 11, 2017

your carla is showing 

Used to let A female know her underwear is showing when bent over or crouching.
Not to be confused with the phrase ” your Alex is showing “
A female bends over to get one of the guys a beer. One of the guys sees a bright pink thong sticking way out of her paints. He then announces to everyone "hey your Carla is showing" She then covers it up and usually slaps the accuser.

Your old friend blue 

That friend who’s been in your life for an extended period of time that you can never remember
A: hey do you remember your old friend blue

E:no I don’t who is blue

A:dude they literally spent every day at your house
The ultimate comback to ANY and ALL insults thrown at you.....also something you can say if you dont know what to say. When someone asks you a question, you can say "YOUR FACE!" This saying will also get your friends or ANYONE pissed, and leave.
person 1 : your fat
person 2 : your FACE is fat!
person 1 : Your ugly!
person 2 : Your FACE is ugly!!
person 1 : well.....YOUR STUPID!
person 2 : YOUR FACE IS STUPID!!
person 1 : (Runs away crying)
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person 1 : Hey guys look at the cow!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
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person 1 : hey who wants to go to the movies today?
person 2 : ...........YOUR FACE!
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person 1 : Did you do your homework?
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : SHUT UP! im asking you a question!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : I said SHUT THE FUCK UP!
person 2 : Yeah and i said YOUR FACE!
person 1 : GOD DAMMIT, BITCH!!
person 2 : ok i'll stop........YOUR FACE!!
person 1 : fuck you bastard!! (Leaves)
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person 1 : man, im tired.......
person 2 : shut up!
person 1 : YOUR FACE SHOULD SHUT UP!
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(playing video games)
person 1 : HaHa im beating u!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : doesnt matter im STILL beating you!
person 2 : Your face!!!!
person 1 : God enough!
person 2 : YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE!!
person 1 : FUCK!! (Stops playing, and leaves)
your face by Blake and David April 3, 2004