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Wanker

Term used on 'Skins" (UK) A lot. Used to replace the American term "Dick" or "Ass hole". Something to call a friend in a playfull way or to call an enemy who you are mad at.
by Quastica January 16, 2011
mugGet the Wankermug.

Anal Wanker

A nickname for the generic EDM producer Alan Walker
(In a sarcastic way) "OMG I love Anal Wanker best DJ ever!"
by EDMInternetWarrior August 25, 2019
mugGet the Anal Wankermug.

Wankers Chalice

When a Gentleman is masturbating and has nothing to catch his climax he will cup his spare hand tightly to form a "Wankers Chalice".
The Mrs had the curtains in the wash and there was nothing left to use so I had to form the trusty ole Wankers Chalice.
by Woms1 April 25, 2023
mugGet the Wankers Chalicemug.

Wanker’s Sheen

When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.

Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.
Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?
by Marty the Hat May 25, 2020
mugGet the Wanker’s Sheenmug.

wanker scab

Wanker Scab is when a dude wanks it so much, he gets a scab on his dick. This is mostly suffered by men, and mostly those who do not use lube or BOND tactical soap (Not a sponser.) Not to be confused with Herpes or other STDs, this usually requires a cease on wanking for 2 days-2 weeks.
I won't sleep with Jord, because he has wanker scab.
by OldLeech September 24, 2019
mugGet the wanker scabmug.

cheeky wanker

A very British insult. Basically calling somebody a sly masturbater.
Robert: Oi you cheeky wanker, ya wanna tussle?!

Bob: I knew visiting Britain was a mistake :
by Veggie The Vegmeister February 1, 2017
mugGet the cheeky wankermug.

bagpipe wanker

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!
by wanking December 12, 2016
mugGet the bagpipe wankermug.

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