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Conveniently located where the East West tollway intersects with the North South tollway. The people here are nice and not trying to put on airs the way they do in surrounding suburbs. The school system is top notch. This is the only Suburb of Chicago area that derives most of its tax dollars from business, rather than its residents. Lisle boasts a beautiful water park, a great park district, top notch schools, outstanding festivals and the Morton Arboretum.
Napervillian "what are you doing to Fourth of July this year?" I'm going to the Eyes To The Sky Fest in Lisle
Lisle by JannieK October 26, 2008
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The armpit of the western Chicago suburbs. A nice mix of young transplants, white trash, Mexicans, and people who couldn't afford to live in Naperville.
"Lets go to Four Lakes in Lisle and try to pick up some 40 year old fat divorced whores"
lisle by Sloppy D March 29, 2005
Mike Lisle, the SAK killer.
Stink, annoy, kill. Mike Lisle's credo
lisle by Chopper Jim March 10, 2005
Lisle is the perpetual stench.
lisle by 5 cent March 14, 2005
Nom féminin, mot valise issu de la contraction de liste et de lecture, référent à l'usage du mot anglais playlist dans l'usage multimédia.
Depuis la réforme de l'orthographe de 1990 le mot peut aussi s'écrie lile.
Bernard vient écouter cette lisle sur Spotify.

Elle est forte intéressante.
Lisle by ERFM Encore November 17, 2021

Lisle Freshmen Girls 2013 

The group of freshmen girls at Lisle Senior High School that think life is really like One tree hill, Laguna beach, mean girls or any other fake ass drama filled movie. They can be spotted in the freashmen hall way acting as if untouchable. The plastics consist of Kelly, Skyler, Amy, Kayla, Jessica and more. They can be found starting shit for no aparent reason what so ever. They also love to talk shit about eachother behind eachothers backs then be totally two faced to eachother and pretend everything is ok. They are total bitch's and make all the guys in there grade want to fucking kill themselves. Be aware that if u happen to come in contact with the Plastic freashmen of Lisle you are fucking screwed
God the Lisle Freshmen girls 2013 are total twat swatters. they wake up every morning, look at there agendas, and it is filled with constant nagging, bitching, whinning, and horrifying drama.

Lisle, Ny 

lil' Redneck town near Whitney point, Ny where everyone "Goes Muddin" and says that there pickup truck is louder than a jet engine and obviously unreal storys about them jumping the shitty 50cc four wheeler
I Just went mudding in Lisle, Ny and my pickup truck was screamin' louder than one of the areoplane thingys.
Lisle, Ny by TheRealDipper69420 December 10, 2016
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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